Category Archives: all about me

Mom’s Body is Everybody’s Body

I kinda sorta thought that once my children were born and weaned, my body would be my own again. [read more at Parenting]

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Disguise

Do you ever dress yourself using items you find on the floor of your car, only to look in the rearview mirror an hour later and wonder why you’re wearing a costume?

Posted in all about me, around town, fashion, save me from myself, wardrobe malfunctions | 13 Comments

Good Things About the Raging Viral Plague of Death

It’s okay that I don’t have the strength to shower because I’ve also lost my sense of smell. It’s okay that I don’t have the strength to work out because all food has lost its appeal for me. It’s okay … Continue reading

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I Don’t Need to Be the Biggest Loser, Just the Loser with the Biggest Thumbs

I’m a little bit sick still in my throat but I’ve been working out anyway. Somebody came over and left a crusty comment about how I should be working hard instead of railing on a reality TV franchise and I … Continue reading

Posted in all about me, aspirations, near-death, nintendo, parenting, weight loss | 7 Comments

Biggest Loser – EXPOSED

It has come to my attention that the entire Biggest Loser franchise, Jillian Michaels specifically, is not working to help overweight Americans but rather attempting to kill fat people. I started watching last season when Dan was working a billion … Continue reading

Posted in all about me, aspirations, save me from myself, television, weight loss, world domination | 26 Comments

A Quick 70 Bucks

I drove out to a nice hotel by the airport tonight and made a quick 70 bucks. I sold my music tastes to a big market research company in exchange for enough money to pay for the heart rate monitor … Continue reading

Posted in all about me, fun, fun, fun, save me from myself | 24 Comments