Monthly Archives: May 2014

Slug Friends Probably

Slugs sick me out. They make me want to vomit. If you’ve never stepped on a slug with your bare feet and felt it pop, you might not be emotionally equipped to understand what it feels like to truly hate … Continue reading

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Awkward Family Photos – Daredevil Edition

We were at a friend’s house today when Wanda saw a horrific sight over my shoulder. It was a sight that made her startle, gasp and clasp her hands over her mouth, her eyes wide. What she had seen… Prepare … Continue reading

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Who Do You Think You Are?

I’m serving up a little introspection over at today, courtesy of Magoo and a belching contest. You’re welcome. “Who are you, deep down in your cream-filled center? If you had a five minute interaction with a complete stranger, would … Continue reading

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