Category Archives: save me from myself

I Plan to Become a Millionaire

Posted on October 8, 2009 by The Daring One

This morning I was spending some sweet quality time with my squishable water-filled newborn. Sunlight was filtering in through the window of my cozy bedroom and I was sitting next to her on the bed. She looked so precious and … Continue reading →

Posted in baby stuff, family fun, money, save me from myself, scaring the neighbors, world domination | 10 Comments

That One Post

Posted on September 4, 2009 by The Daring One

Today I wrote that one post, the one at the end of pregnancy where you’re actually considering removing the baby yourself by any means possible. It was 3.5 pages single-spaced in Word. It was whiny and self-indulgent and I meant … Continue reading →

Posted in all about me, blick, preg-nancy, save me from myself | 47 Comments

The 43-Dollar 4300-Calorie Tub of Sour Cream

Posted on July 23, 2009 by The Daring One

We sat down to eat some lovely Mexican lasagna for dinner when I decided I COULD. NOT. EAT. IT. without sour cream. I left the family sitting at the dinner table and ran to the grocery store to pick up … Continue reading →

Posted in food, health, poser in granolaville, preg-nancy, save me from myself, scaring the neighbors, shopping | 13 Comments

Protuberance Thompson

Posted on July 23, 2009 by The Daring One

We’ve got 2 months left and we still have no name for this little chica. We’re getting more and more creative with our names. We look for them everywhere. Movie credits are fertile hunting grounds for names, especially if you … Continue reading →

Posted in baby stuff, preg-nancy, save me from myself | 26 Comments

Carding a Fat Lady

Posted on July 18, 2009 by The Daring One

Since I don’t drink and rarely do anything that requires me to be over the age of 16, I have very few opportunities to be required to show identification. It generally only happens if I’m pulled over for speeding or … Continue reading →

Posted in around town, preg-nancy, save me from myself | 14 Comments

Mother’s Day Is In the Water

Posted on May 10, 2009 by The Daring One

Maybe it’s just in the air. It’s definitely all around us and through us and it’s fun and LOUD and festive and at times obnoxious. My mom always used to say that what she really wanted for Mother’s Day was … Continue reading →

Posted in all about me, aspirations, domesticality, he's so fine he blows my mind, holidays, save me from myself | 11 Comments