Category Archives: blick

Good Things About the Raging Viral Plague of Death

Posted on January 20, 2008 by The Daring One

It’s okay that I don’t have the strength to shower because I’ve also lost my sense of smell. It’s okay that I don’t have the strength to work out because all food has lost its appeal for me. It’s okay … Continue reading →

Posted in all about me, blick, near-death | 14 Comments

Get an Omnivore – STAT!

Posted on January 17, 2008 by The Daring One

We were driving by the animal hospital the other day when Laylee pointed excitedly, “Look mom. Look. That’s the vegetarian. If JackAgain is ever sick, we’ve GOTTA take him to the vegetarian!” It seems reasonable. They’d probably get along okay, … Continue reading →

Posted in blick, kid stuff, near-death, shish | 12 Comments

Death in the Winter

Posted on January 7, 2008 by The Daring One

They’re dead, all dead. I left them for 2 weeks in a cold house with no food source and now they’re gone, gone for good. It was an intentional mass gnat-ocide but I find that I’m strangely lonely for the … Continue reading →

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Raise Your Hand

Posted on December 14, 2007 by The Daring One

I do not have the mental or physical energy, nor do I smell good enough to write anything tonight. My one true deodorant for the past 4 years suddenly stopped working a few days ago. The first day I couldn’t … Continue reading →

Posted in all about me, blick, save me from myself | 51 Comments

Flood Update

Posted on December 10, 2007 by The Daring One

Dan got home from flood cleanup Saturday night, sore, stiff and grateful. We both are. Everything in our house looks different after seeing what people down there are dealing with. This morning as he was making breakfast he said, “I’m … Continue reading →

Posted in blick, disasters, get serious, not feelin' the funny | 10 Comments

Water Torture is for Sissies

Posted on December 5, 2007 by The Daring One

If you really want to wreak havoc with your mortal enemies’ psyches, pump their house full of rabid fruit flies that have no identifiable nesting ground or food source. The flies will billow in clouds around their heads driving them … Continue reading →

Posted in all about me, blick, domesticality, world domination | 27 Comments