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To get along in this world and maintain the portly beauty of your massive rolly thighs, you must learn two things: Skill #1: Eating amidst distraction — Yes, Laylee is fascinating and it’s hard to look the other way when … Continue reading →

I think I will now title all my posts “I am [fill in the blank].” Yes, I like to put labels on people, most especially myself. I should not be writing this post at all right now. The very writing … Continue reading →

Recently Jessica wrote that her Parenting Magazines were talking to her. The same sort of thing has been happening with my Palm. Tonight I was using the calculator when the thing freaked out, turned black and asked me if I … Continue reading →

Cause it’s inspirational quote day on Daring Young Mom and this one’s definitely worthy of inscription on a table runner or pilla’ of some sort. Take a minute, bust a prayer and you good to go. ~M.C. Hammer~

Surcie has inspired me to talk about what the heck our kids are subjected to on the radio lately. I personally think it’s quite precious that Laylee (Little-C) says “Bob Marley is my favorite mutsic.” I especially like it when … Continue reading →

Yes, that’s right. I am willing to take one for the team and obscond with your exquisite bedroom set. You know, the extra one you ordered from Pottery Barn “just in case” and now have no idea what to do … Continue reading →