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I am ¼ Indian

I have no scientific or genealogical evidence to prove this theory but I do have a strong feeling that my stomach originated in the country of India. When I was pregnant with Laylee, the only food I enjoyed and could … Continue reading

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Discussing Disney Death with Two-Year-Olds

Laylee: Where’s Cinderella’s mommy? Me: She had to go away with Bambi’s mommy. Laylee: But where’s her daddy? Laylee: Oooooh, okay. (strangely enough, Laylee likes the part of Bambi where the mom gets offed. She says, “Oh, now’s when Bambi’s … Continue reading

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Mullets, Ghosts, Sumo and….A Shiny Person

Whilst wandering through the isles of Halloween treats this week, I spotted the perfect accessory for my shmoop, a sweet black-haired mullet wig. Yes folks, that’s right and since the wonderful holiday is only days away, it was 30% off. … Continue reading

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I am a Pancake Loser

All modesty shoved under the sofa, I think I’m a pretty great cook. However I don’t usually have the slightest desire to cook first thing in the morning. So, Laylee is addicted to cold cereal, scrambled eggs and toaster waffles. … Continue reading

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To Coin a New Phrase

The other day after I fed Magoo, Dan was trying to burp him. After quite a bit of pounding, Magoo let out a small “Urp” and smiled at Dan as if to say, “I’m done.” Dan would have none of … Continue reading

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Move over Montessori — You don’t stand a chance!

Some friends and I decided to start a home school preschool co-op for our 2-3 year olds. Today was the big first day. We settled on doing a song, a story, a craft and a snack — all based around … Continue reading

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