Category Archives: scaring the neighbors

Calling All Mixed Martial Arts Fighters

Posted on February 20, 2011 by The Daring One

They’ll train us!!!??? This awesome sign appeared yesterday at a major intersection just outside of town. I saw the guy placing it there. I’d say mid-twenties, shortish, dark hair, possibly hispanic. I wasn’t paying too much attention to him. Then … Continue reading →

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Do Your Parents Lick You?

Posted on January 12, 2011 by The Daring One

I should never be allowed to read books to children in public. [read more @Parenting.com]

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Chicken Sitting

Posted on August 6, 2010 by The Daring One

I am chicken-sitting for a friend who is on vacation. The chickens are angry. When I fed them but did not let them out to roam, they vocalized their displeasure. I have a feeling they will lay non-free-range eggs tonight … Continue reading →

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Rambo Gardening Techniques and Punk Firefighters

Posted on May 17, 2010 by The Daring One

My approach to gardening this year is to kill kill kill everything in sight. I wanted to plant some things but there is no room in my yard for useful vegetation because it’s all been taken over by crazy soul-sucking … Continue reading →

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Things That Go Bump in the Night

Posted on April 14, 2010 by The Daring One

Do Your Kids Ever Walk Around the House Like Zombies in Their Sleep? [read more at Parenting.com]

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St. Patrick’s Day Non-Proliferation Treaty

Posted on March 17, 2010 by The Daring One

Dear Parents and Leprechauns of the World, Stop the madness! Today I am begging you, BEGGING. YOU. To stop this senseless St. Patty’s escalation and let the rest of us get back to our old traditions of making green pancakes … Continue reading →

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