Category Archives: kid stuff

The Faeries are Coming!

Thanks to everyone for your awesome suggestions for Laylee’s faerie birthday. You people know how to part-tay! I’m sending the DYM shirt out to Heffalump for her suggestion of little flower pots and tools so the kids can create their … Continue reading

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Tip Tuesday — Faeries (A Contest)

Laylee’s birthday party is coming up soon, really soon. Like, how soon? Is it today mom? Is it lasterday? Does it touch today? When is it? Very very soon. For some reason she only wants to invite people who are … Continue reading

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What Shall We Do?

I cannot get that song out of my head. What shall we do with the drunken sailor? What shall we do with the drunken sailor? What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Early in the morning. It was dorky … Continue reading

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Polly’s Godless House of Hoochie-Wear

Laylee was playing Polly Pockets with a grownup friend the other day.  I wasn’t around but here’s the way I heard it went down. Laylee:  This dress is beautiful. Marge:  Yeah. Laylee:  But it’s not modest. Marge:  Hmm.. Laylee:  Should … Continue reading

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Geeks and Hippies

When Magoo asks for a geek, I get him some jews. When my friend’s daughter asks for her hippy, she prefers the valveless variety with no handles. This morning Magoo is dining on jews, chi, and faffles. What are some … Continue reading

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Shot Down

Being shot down by a three year old who’s almost 4 but still 3 but almost 4 but still wears pull-ups to bed so I’ll call her 3 is too funny to be painful. Every night at bedtime she gets … Continue reading

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