Category Archives: fun, fun, fun

Why Hey?

Laylee sits next to me tapping and making alarmingly loud sucking and hocking noises. I politely ask her to stop. The noises continue. I yell, “HEY!!!!” She looks at me innocently. “Why hey, Mamma?” I am dumbfounded. “WHY HEY?” I … Continue reading

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Tip Tuesday – Cheer Up Little Fella

What cheers you? What brings you joy? When you need a quick pick-me up during the day, where do you turn? Paint your toenails all different colors. If you really want to cheer up, paint your daughter’s too. If you … Continue reading

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Pigs Feet in My Pantry

Yesterday Dan was microwaving his lunch at work when a woman walked past him into the lunch room, removed his food halfway through its heating cycle and started nuking hers. He was so dumbfounded by this that he just waited … Continue reading

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NoI’mNot YesYouAre

I was recently babysitting for a friend’s daughter, an adorable little 2-year-old elf who can spell her 3-syllable last name perfectly.   She reminds me of a corporate executive in miniature with bulbous pig-tale buns, marching around the house and calling … Continue reading

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Geeks and Hippies

When Magoo asks for a geek, I get him some jews. When my friend’s daughter asks for her hippy, she prefers the valveless variety with no handles. This morning Magoo is dining on jews, chi, and faffles. What are some … Continue reading

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If Satan Were an Interior Decorator

He’d probably put white tile floors in my breakfast room with acres of graying grout. Oh… wait…

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