Category Archives: blick

Sometimes the Prescription is More Ice Cream

We’ve all been a bit sick and a lot lazy the past few days. Our throats are scratchy, our noses runneth over, and we’ve all complained of a shortness of candy. […more]

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Sonnet on a Mud Puddle

This lovely day we head outside to play Our yard is not the flattest one around Rain water’s always getting in the way It maketh puddles in which fun is found Laylee pours mud all over on her head Her … Continue reading

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Pigs Feet in My Pantry

Yesterday Dan was microwaving his lunch at work when a woman walked past him into the lunch room, removed his food halfway through its heating cycle and started nuking hers. He was so dumbfounded by this that he just waited … Continue reading

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What Shall We Do?

I cannot get that song out of my head. What shall we do with the drunken sailor? What shall we do with the drunken sailor? What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Early in the morning. It was dorky … Continue reading

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Can’t Imagine Where He Gets It

When the giant bottle of Lycopene smashed to the ground 5 minutes ago, I said it. When Laylee asked if she could lick it up off the floor, I said it again. I believe there are much worse words I … Continue reading

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If Satan Were an Interior Decorator

He’d probably put white tile floors in my breakfast room with acres of graying grout. Oh… wait…

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