Category Archives: blick

Kathryn’s Law

If you walk past a grape on the floor and think, “I should pick that up later,” you will be the one to step on it. Guaranteed.

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So What’s the Deal with Pajamas?

In the morning they wake up and I feed them food. They use the food to feed and decorate their pajamas. I peel the pajamas from their bodies and dress them in “clothes”. Throughout the day they continue to feed … Continue reading

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On the Bright Side…

…this is the first time in my life I’ve ever been able to successfully wink my right eye. Then again, it’s completely glued and swollen shut so winking my left eye has lost its charm.

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What Does Your Landscaping Say About You?

Mine screams “THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE AND THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT PUNK!” I claim the land. They reclaim it. I install patio lights (or Dan installs them but the blog’s about me and they were my idea … Continue reading

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At Some Point Everyone Needs to Come Clean

There is really never a good time to clean the dining room floor or change my clothes or shower. There’s always another meal-tastrophy on the way, another boogie to be wiped on my shirt or another workout to be done. … Continue reading

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Saving the World, One Piece of Living Slime at a Time

Sometimes I like to play a game called “If I Were A Rodent, Where Would I Build A Nest For My Babies?” This game gets boring because the answer is always the same — out in the bamboo pile in … Continue reading

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