Category Archives: all about me

Attention Target Shoppers

Thank you so much for all the heartwarming smiles you gave me as I walked through the store on Saturday. I was wearing makeup, cute shoes and an “outfit” and walking with an unmistakable mom-on-the-loose-for-the-weekend swagger. Your grins only confirmed … Continue reading

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My Body Myself

Last night I asked Dan to get my wrist brace from downstairs so I could put on my last piece of my Darth Vader evening wear and go to sleep. He said, “Dork Vader?” Pretty much. I’ve got my zit … Continue reading

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The Things About Me

1. The cleanliness of my car in no way determines its ability to smell like poop. I could take a brand new car off the lot and if I put my kids inside, within 10 minutes the new car smell … Continue reading

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Redesigning Cars in My Spare Time

When I’m not pondering the great questions of the universe like whether to risk getting peanut butter in the jam jar or jam in the peanut butter jar when using one knife to prepare a sandwich, I like to invent … Continue reading

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Just Take a Plate of Cookies

Note to self: When meeting the new people next door, say something innocuous like, “Welcome” or “Cute kid you got there.” Do not compliment them in detail on their bold new kitchen décor… in their kitchen you cannot see from … Continue reading

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Ultimately, I still Have to do the Laundry

Evidence is mounting that I may in fact be ULTIMATE. When we bought my new laptop, Dan went out to buy software. He came home with Windows Vista and Office and I protested, “The computer came with Vista already installed.” … Continue reading

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