Two Handed

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I’m still dying, not yet dead. I think my brain has turned to liquid because I can hear it sloshing around inside my head whenever my ears clear enough to hear anything.

So I’m wondering if I’m the only person in the world who CAN. NOT. blow my nose with one hand. I was driving today and couldn’t blow my nose and drive because I need both hands to do it. One hand for each nostril or else trou-ble. So yeah. A lot of excitement in my life these days.

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12 Responses to Two Handed

  1. Debs says:

    I can blow my nose one handed, but only with the right hand. If the left one has a go it’s hopeless! I’m hoping the antibiotics I just started (about 10 mins ago – guess where I’ve been this morning!) will help reduce the frequency of the noseblowing, and more importantly get rid of my nasty cough.
    I hope you feel well soon too.

  2. Debs says:

    Oh, and FIRST! And de-lurk all in one go. What a morning, hey!

  3. Jeana says:

    Do you think you should be driving when your brain has turned to liquid? If so, it’s probably good that you can’t blow your nose. Otherwise your you might just horkle your brain right out on to a Kleenex.

  4. Dixiechick says:

    Sure hope you get to feeling better soon….sucks to be sick and have to take care of kids too….Mommys just can’t be sick…I feel for ya!

  5. Shalee says:

    Yep. You’re the only one.

  6. Carrie says:

    Yikes! Get better soon!

  7. Nicki says:

    It’s definitely going around. All three of my kids have just gotten over the nasties – I’m praying I’m not next!! I love your blog, btw. I found you on the Seattle Mom’s thing.

  8. Jenny says:

    If I ever have the absolute need to blow my nose with one hand, it is a very messy, germ spreading feat. I am definitely a two handed blower. I have the same NW illness that everyone else in this dreary, windy sunless state has. I think its about a week long sickness, hang in there.

  9. KYouell says:

    I wouldn’t worry about horkling your brains out when you blow because they are probably what you hear sloshing around in your ears and eustachian tubes. Those brains need to be blown out to a hankie, Puffs or whatever you choose.

    Hope you feel better soon.

  10. Kimberly says:

    I’m a two handed blower myself. Never been good with my hands. Except typing perhaps. I rock at typing.

  11. I didn’t even know one hand was an option.

    I know a girl who swipes her deodorant with only one hand. Both pits – using just her right hand. I don’t care who you are. That’s talent.

  12. The Wiz says:

    Um, I don’t know how to say this, but you might want to change the title of this post to prevent pervy people coming who are Googling something different entirely. Just a thought. I know, my mind’s in the gutter, but I seriously did a double take when I saw the title.

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