Monthly Archives: August 2006

911 — If You Dial It, They Will Come

This post originally appeared on The Parenting Post on August 13, 2006. I offer this wisdom up to ye of the Internet as a warning and a safeguard against wasted tax dollars and, even more importantly, total personal humiliation. If … Continue reading

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Beauty in Every Soul — A Tree Grows In Brooklyn Chapters 1-10

Betty Smith paints with words, talented beyond my limited means to express. As I read this book, I ask myself over and over again the question — WHY HAS NO ONE MADE ME READ THIS BOOK BEFORE? I’m sure Betty … Continue reading

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Avoidance

Today Heather has asked us to tell her one thing we’re currently procrastinating. I am currently procrastinating opening a very spam-ish looking piece of postal mail that says: IMPORTANT — DO NOT ACCIDENTALLY DISCARD State law requires that you take … Continue reading

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I Tried to Push Magoo off the Wagon

But he wouldn’t budge. Last night I came home late. Dan had put the kids down already, which is always a sort of bitter-sweet experience. Bitter because I love them and I adore to squidge them, and sweet because I … Continue reading

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Wiki-wiki HOW

Thanks to Lauren for pointing me towards this after reading my interview over at mommybloggers.com. Here’s the excerpt she was referring to: Mommybloggers: We love that you host Daring Family Freestyle Rap Battles. In fact, we’re thinking that there needs … Continue reading

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All He Wanted Was a Piece of Fruit

My good friends, parents of Big Moses (the underwear swapping boy), are jumping ship and moving to California. As a faithful Seattle area resident for the past 3+ years, I find this traitorous move extremely unforgivably traitorous. I just got … Continue reading

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