How many hard plastic balls are in my house? Magoo, who is obviously practicing to be a professional pitcher someday, spends much of his time screeching like a nazgul and laying waste to the princesses in his path.Â
Hopefully Laylee can find a job as the town crier, weeping and hiding from an infant. She is completely obsessed with gum. What did you do today? Chewed gum and played dodge-ball involuntarily while squealing like a pig. Continue reading
This weekend I went to a one day LDS women’s conference in Tacoma. Speakers and musicians came together to uplift, enlighten, entice us to buy their merchandise and charge $16 for a sandwich. I told Laylee I was going to a class to learn how to be a better mommy. The info was certainly presented. I guess we’ll have to wait and see how well it took. Continue reading
So, I’ve moved to Fridays at Parenting.com and I miss you over there. Please join me today as I share the ways Laylee and I have been enlightened by our viewing of Disney’s nautical adventure.Â
Financial advice? Keys to a happy marriage? Learning to love schoolyard bullies. It’s all there. Have a read and share what you’ve learned.
I don’t care what they call it. I’m pretty sure there’s no honey in this bucket. Continue reading
In a stunning comeback, leaping two categories from Tragic Excuses straight up to the Hall of Fame, Rachelle has now been added to the Tattoo Parlor as part of her official coming out party… Â
She took a bunch of drugs.Â
Feel free to head on over and congratulate her.
One of the things I learned working in the media department of a public library with a massive film collection was that people like scaring the living chigooly out of themselves on or around October 31st. What many people learned the hard way was that if you go to a video store or library the day before or the day of Halloween, you’ll have to be a little more creative when choosing a scary flick to watch. Continue reading
