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Since People at My Church are so Square…

…They don’t want us to go naked on Easter Sunday and our dresses currently look like this: I may not be blogging for a couple of days. Have a great Good Friday!

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Food helps You Grow and Gives You Energy

Unless you are a car or an imaginary sister friend named “The Other Snow White.” If you are a car, you can eat gas for energy but you will never grow any bigger. If you are an imaginary sister friend … Continue reading

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The Updated Weaner

Thank you for your great suggestions and encouragement over the last couple of days. My main concern right now is not that Magoo stay hydrated, although that would be nice. I’m just really worried about him getting all the right … Continue reading

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Tales of an Emergency Weaner

Alternate title, courtesy of Magoo: WAAAHHH!!!!!! (English translation: It’s Hard out Here for a Starving Melon-Head) Dude, my appendages cannot take it anymore. If breasts were bike tires, these puppies would already be in a landfill somewhere or hanging up … Continue reading

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Circumlocution and a Chicken Popsicle

Thanks for all your great parenting advice and encouragement on my “Bumps” post. Since typing that, we’ve made a few changes, including adding small morning chores, keeping our parental cools a bit cooler and letting her make “becisions” more frequently … Continue reading

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On Target

Two things: 1. My special powers are still strong and vital. I had a bit of a lapse there for a while but recently pulled off THIS: and THIS: The second one may not look that great, but at the … Continue reading

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