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Hymnals are Hilarious

So says Magoo. Not in so many words. He hinted at it by gasping and squealing loudly every time we opened the green book of joy throughout church today. Close the book. Silence. Open the book. Shaking, flailing, laughing and … Continue reading

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If I Were an X-Man

Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum. Somehow it came up in conversation the other day that Dan can eat more Whoppers than any of his fellow GEEKS (Genius Extraordinary Engineering Kick-butt Superstars) at MegaCorp. This became the … Continue reading

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Tuppence a Bag

Some girlfriends and I took our kids out to a slightly too fancy restaurant for lunch. It was a restaurant where, if you’re lucky, a large sea lion will squash your car while you eat. Picture a classy restaurant overlooking … Continue reading

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To Live is to Learn is to Kill Your Fish

Things I’ve Learned Today: 1. When the sun is shining in The Seattle – in winter – after it’s been raining for 30 days, you’d better run outside and enjoy it. It ain’t gonna last. 2. I was born to … Continue reading

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And a Meme from Caryn

Four jobs I’ve had: 1. Selling things made of horse-shoes…in a booth…at “the mall” 2. Piano Teacher 3. Associate Librarian over a massive media department at a public library 4. Marketing and Sales Coordinator for a digital library company Four … Continue reading

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Sophomoric Poetry

Literally. Today I post a poem I wrote as a sophomore in college. I was always “one of the guys.” Periodically I got sick of “the guys” confiding in me, taking me out on non-dates when actual “girls” had ditched … Continue reading

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