Category Archives: Random

Queen Cars and Bikers — Moto-racial Profiling

Since watching the movie Cars, and I use the word “watching” loosely here to mean having your parents pay $5 to get you into a matinee so you can rotate between the theatre and the restroom like a pinball and … Continue reading

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Avoidance

Today Heather has asked us to tell her one thing we’re currently procrastinating. I am currently procrastinating opening a very spam-ish looking piece of postal mail that says: IMPORTANT — DO NOT ACCIDENTALLY DISCARD State law requires that you take … Continue reading

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Wiki-wiki HOW

Thanks to Lauren for pointing me towards this after reading my interview over at mommybloggers.com. Here’s the excerpt she was referring to: Mommybloggers: We love that you host Daring Family Freestyle Rap Battles. In fact, we’re thinking that there needs … Continue reading

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Shapes in the Clouds

Last night I saw a fat woman dancing ballet with her eyes closed in the textured ceiling above my bed. I blinked and she was gone.

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