Category Archives: parenting

Setting Family Goals

“Wanda just sat there in her swing like an INFANT and offered no insight whatsoever. She’s kind of been acting like the family freeloader lately.” [read more at Parenting.com]

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Lego Batman

Any advice for the little video game addicts in our lives? “These goals are lofty and I sometimes fall short, but the hardest of all has been weaning Magoo off the virtual world where he lives with a Wii-mote in … Continue reading

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Becoming a Person

To help her learn some motor control, I’ve started her on a series of homemade physical therapy exercises. My favorite so far is called The Block Knock. It involves knocking blocks. I ask her to lie down on the mat. … Continue reading

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Little House of Indoctrination

Head over to Parenting.com to find out how I’m using Netflix to reprogram my children.

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Reasons I’m Glad I’m Not a Celebrity Mom

1. I would not like to claim the world record for “Celebrity Mom Hiding a Baby Bump for the Longest Time Ever Without Producing a Baby.” It seems that every issue of OK! or US Weekly shows a picture of … Continue reading

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Building a Bunker

Dan and I were recently watching a TV commercial about some facial lotion that claimed to renew your DNA or possibly restructure it. We were flabbergasted. What a load of… Well, if a lotion could do that, it could also … Continue reading

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