Monthly Archives: November 2005

Laylee: Can I use the phone to call Ducky pretend? Me: Okay sure. Laylee: How’re you Ducky? Are you good? Are you in time out? Because you were mean and you were kranky? I hope you have a great day! … Continue reading →

I really can’t stop. It is somewhat ridiculous. Here it is for show and tell. I’m addicted to books. And it’s not just reading them. It’s holding them, smelling them, feeling them, buying them and surrounding myself with them. I … Continue reading →

Last week I posted about my friend “Lucy” and her home school preschool. Well this week was my turn and I’ve come to the conclusion that our kids (yes 2 and 3 year olds) have very-extremely-way-muchly-super-duper-uber short attention spans. Yes. … Continue reading →

To get along in this world and maintain the portly beauty of your massive rolly thighs, you must learn two things: Skill #1: Eating amidst distraction — Yes, Laylee is fascinating and it’s hard to look the other way when … Continue reading →

I think I will now title all my posts “I am [fill in the blank].” Yes, I like to put labels on people, most especially myself. I should not be writing this post at all right now. The very writing … Continue reading →