Category Archives: scaring the neighbors

He Thinks He’s a Dide-O-Swear and I Love Quinoa

Magoo is growling it up and I’m telling all over at Parenting. Do you know how cute it is when a 2 and 4-year-old beg for quinoa? It’s way cuter than when they beg for cookies. WAY cuter. If you … Continue reading

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911 — If You Dial It, They Will Come

This post originally appeared on The Parenting Post on August 13, 2006. I offer this wisdom up to ye of the Internet as a warning and a safeguard against wasted tax dollars and, even more importantly, total personal humiliation. If … Continue reading

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