I’m not really sure what I say when I’m mad. I’m mad, you see, at the time.
Magoo squishes his eyes really close together, squinches his brows into a tight little mountain of peach-fuzzy flesh, flattens his lips out into a thin line grimace and repeats with venomous rage, “EVER. EVER. EVER. EVER. EEEVVVVVER!!!”
I’m really not sure where he gets that from. I may NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER figure it out.
That’s funny!
I guess Magoo, like the rest of us, is wondering what Milla Jovovich was thinking when she named her kid.
Poor mad Magoo.
Ha! Yesterday I was treated to, “Mommy, if you don’t listen the first time and get me some milky I’m not taking you to the park.”
Most of the time, it’s words I will regret later.
But I seem to be improving. The other day it was “GAHly!” “Gaaaaahly!” That was when my boy accidently rammed his knee against against my upper mouth and nose. I was so proud of my not yelling “Swear word!”
Oh my word…my son (3) has recently started doing the same thing. And I have NO idea that I say Never EVER, EVER that many times 🙂
I say, “honestly,” but it must be drawn out properly: Ho-Nest-Ly.
B.B. tells me, “Last time I did,” whenever he gets in trouble.
#1 Son says, “Barnacles!” Too much SpongeBob?
Maybe that explains why my kids have been saying “crap” lately.
At least you express your anger better than me.
Things I have heard come out of my 3 year old’s mouth lately:
1. You GO to your ROOM RIGHT NOW!
2. You don’t say NO TO ME!
3. OH MY GOSH
4. You GO sit ON YOUR BED!
My child went through a very long and humorous phase where he would yell things like the following when he was mad:
“FINE, THEN! I’M NOT GOING TO EAT MY OREOS!!!”
“FINE, THEN! I”M NOT GOING TO PLAY WITH MY TOYS!!!”
i yell…”ARE YOU SERIOUS?”, “IS THIS SERIOUSLY HAPPENING?”, “YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS?” and sometimes its just,”SEEEEEERIIIIOUSLY?!!!!”
yep, seriously!
5. Fine. FINE! FINE!!
Well, I’m not currently allowed to say anything that sounds in any way emphatic, including Oh my, and Are you kidding me?…. so you see, I have no idea what I say when I’m mad. 🙂
When my 4-yr-old son is REALLY angry with me he threatens, “Do you want me to break this whole house down?!”
I say, “I Can’t Believe this” or “God, this is so unfair” or “I am so mad!”!!!!!!!!!
Just yell BOB SAGET. It’ll work, trust me.