Monthly Archives: January 2006

Sometimes You Feel Like a Mullet

If you wake up on a Saturday morning and your hair has been cut in a mullet, you just know. You don’t have to look in the mirror. You may not even need to run your fingers through your hair. … Continue reading

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To Save this Message, Press 9

I have an aunt who’s fighting hard to kick Cancer’s butt and send it home crying to its mother. She became my aunt when I married Dan 4 years ago and I instantly loved her. She just felt like my … Continue reading

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Losing in the Dark is Fun

Correct that to read more fun. I have some practice under my belt. Elections for Grade 5 student body president. We write names on pieces of paper. The teacher counts them in her head (Jeff Probst could learn a thing … Continue reading

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Quick! I Need to Puree this Concrete Block!

No problem, you can borrow my Ultimate Chopper. You may also borrow it to make babyfood, but it just doesn’t have the kahones to do spinach. Sorry. This offer brought to you by late night feedings with Laylee, hours of … Continue reading

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Rumors Confirmed

Congratulations, interrogations, this, this, and now “The Twinge” is back. But, I like you all. I’m just skeered, and I don’t have much info yet. Peace, yo!

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Doctor Holmes

It’s elementary, my dear Daring One, but you will need to wait 90 minutes to be seen. Rumor has it that a new Peds office is going up 3 inches from my front door sometime in the next 3 days … Continue reading

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