Category Archives: parenting

Parents are Not a Collective Moron

My kids think I’m a little slow and with my left eyelid swollen up like a kalamata olive today, I may look a little dim but I’m actually quite a smart lady.

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Slump and Whine

So my blogging slump is largely due to the week being dominated by my total lerve of So You Think You Can Dance. I so very much enjoy that show. Jeana can mock if she wants but I’m working out … Continue reading

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I’m at Parenting Today

Laylee’s got a chunk missing. If you spent less time going to work and more time sculpting piggy tails, you might know that already. [read more]

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We’ve Taught Her Well, Just Not By Example

I got off the phone with my friend today when Laylee put her hand on my shoulder and said seriously, “Mom. I have one thing. When you were on the phone I heard you say a little bit of ‘craps’ … Continue reading

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The Last Thing Magoo Needs is More Camo

Seriously.

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Something Is Distressing Me

Laylee got out of bed the other night and told me, “I can’t sleep because there’s a noise in my room and it’s distressing me.” She was truly distressed by the sound of the pipes creaking or the frogs chirping … Continue reading

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