2 Haikus on Inflatable Christmas Lawn Ornaments

Posted on December 14, 2009 by The Daring One

On the way home from preschool, I came up with 2 haikus.

Inflatable guys
You lie flat all day on lawns
It is pathetic

All day you are flat
Like the melted Wicked Witch
You scare the children

lawn-guys

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7 Responses to 2 Haikus on Inflatable Christmas Lawn Ornaments

  1. All Women Stalker says:
    December 14, 2009 at 10:24 am

    HAHAHAHAHA! You are hilarious!

    But yeah, they do look scary.

    -meream

  2. allysha says:
    December 14, 2009 at 10:37 am

    Those are awesome Haikus. Well done.

    Thanks for the laugh.

  3. Carrie says:
    December 14, 2009 at 11:03 am

    I am literally laughing out loud. Hilarious Haikus. 🙂

  4. LIsa says:
    December 14, 2009 at 6:57 pm

    You are silly and I like you.

  5. sweet mama entropy says:
    December 14, 2009 at 7:49 pm

    that’s great! my kids are convinced that the inflatables “melt” during the day cause it’s warmer out. i haven’t the nerve to tell them it’s because no one’s blowing hot air up their backsides during the day.

  7. Margaret says:
    December 15, 2009 at 3:52 pm

    You are amazing
    I love your great poetry
    I must be like you!

    😉

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