2 Haikus on Inflatable Christmas Lawn Ornaments

On the way home from preschool, I came up with 2 haikus.

Inflatable guys
You lie flat all day on lawns
It is pathetic

All day you are flat
Like the melted Wicked Witch
You scare the children


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7 Responses to 2 Haikus on Inflatable Christmas Lawn Ornaments

  1. HAHAHAHAHA! You are hilarious!

    But yeah, they do look scary.


  2. allysha says:

    Those are awesome Haikus. Well done.

    Thanks for the laugh.

  3. Carrie says:

    I am literally laughing out loud. Hilarious Haikus. 🙂

  4. LIsa says:

    You are silly and I like you.

  5. that’s great! my kids are convinced that the inflatables “melt” during the day cause it’s warmer out. i haven’t the nerve to tell them it’s because no one’s blowing hot air up their backsides during the day.

  6. Margaret says:

    You are amazing
    I love your great poetry
    I must be like you!


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