Using your head

We were sitting down to a tasty hot-dog dinner a few nights ago, and Magoo was having a difficult time with the mustard. He simply could not squeeze it hard enough to get it to squirt.

“Let me help you, Buddy”, I said, “this mustard bottle is really hard to squeeze”.

“I know!” exclaimed Laylee. “When I put my mustard on, I had to use both hands and squeeze the bottle against my forehead!”

May that mental image remain with me forever.