Fun with Modifiers

If “gentle babies” use “gentle baby wash,” what do “ferocious, violent ninja babies” use?

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13 Responses to Fun with Modifiers

  1. Awesome Mom says:

    They use sand to wash them selves clean.

  2. Rebecca says:

    They scrub down with cheese graters, obviously. They’re NINJA BABIES.

  3. Theresa says:

    Ninja babies don’t need washed because they are so fast the dirt and smell can’t stick to them.

  4. Allison says:

    Also, if Toys R Us sells toys, what does Babies R Us sell?

  5. Tasha says:

    They use Chuck Norris’ spit. Or gasoline.

  6. You guys are cracking me UP! So funny. Chuck Norris spit indeed.

  7. papaclint says:

    I know one in particular who used chocolate cake and icing. I’m not naming any names… just putting it out there.

  8. LooneyJen says:

    chuck norris spit! ha! my personal ninja baby prefers the dog’s water for his personal cleansing routine.

    aside from that, he just judo chops the air and the dirt flees in fear.

  9. Hahaha hilarious. I like the Chuck Norris spit answer :p

  10. Heather says:

    Are you making a comment about Wanda’s temperament?

  11. Margaret says:

    I’m with the Chuck Norris ones.

    Ninja babies don’t clean off dirt; dirt tries really hard to clean THEM off.

  12. Late to the game, but I thought I’d ask in reply:
    if corn oil is made from corn, and coconut oil is made from coconuts, what is baby oil made from?

    • Aubrey says:

      Ninja babies clean in the blood of their fathers fathers enimies….. and the sweat off all the effort of this cleaning is what they make a true ‘baby oil’ from.

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