When Dan read the back of the packaging on the Transformer we bought Magoo for Christmas (WHO DOES THAT?!) he asked me why we chose the stoner Transformer. Perhaps because “we” were shopping very quickly on Black Friday morning and “we” never read the fine print on Transformer packages and “we” didn’t know there was a perpetually wasted children’s toy for sale at Target.
OMG!! HAVE YOU TRIED TO PUT THESE THINGS TOGETHER? (As in, make them “transform”?)
IT’S WORSE THAN A RUBIC CUBE!
THERE IS A STONER TRANSFORMER? Hahahah!