Explaining Beef Jerky to Laylee

Posted on September 7, 2008 by The Daring One

It’s okay that it’s hard to chew.

It’s sort of like meat-flavored gum… that you can eventually swallow.

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8 Responses to Explaining Beef Jerky to Laylee

  1. Janel says:
    September 7, 2008 at 9:59 pm

    And looks like a scab, but isn’t. Don’t forget that part.

  2. Lisa says:
    September 7, 2008 at 10:05 pm

    Okay, Kathryn. You need to market Beef Jerky for Children which will have the description on the package, “Meat flavored gum you can swallow!”

  3. All Adither says:
    September 7, 2008 at 10:17 pm

    Don’t forget the protein. It has tons of protein!

  4. Mrs Lemon says:
    September 8, 2008 at 6:46 am

    And looks like a dog treat.

  5. grammyelin says:
    September 8, 2008 at 7:49 am

    Excellent. Get it down to their level, I always say. You are brilliant!

  6. Jill says:
    September 8, 2008 at 3:37 pm

    I was hoping that post title would be accompanied by a photo – but the words painted 1000 pictures =)

  7. not Too Pensive says:
    September 8, 2008 at 6:00 pm

    I’m not a frequent blog LOLer. The occasional chuckle? Sure.

    But this one… oh man.

    Pure. Genius.

  8. carol says:
    September 9, 2008 at 8:01 am

    And that is exactly why I am glad Beef Jerky hasn’t caught on over here.

    When you describe it like that it doesn’t seem quite so appetising.

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